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Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

#16997989
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33275) - you deserved it (3836)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

#16997621
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5672) - you deserved it (84046)

On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got home to three boys riding bikes out in front of my house, smiling at me. I instantly thought they were checking me out, so I smiled sweetly at them. Turns out they were flaunting the fact that they just stole all 3 of our bikes. FML

#16997408
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27158) - you deserved it (9979)

On 07/06/2011 at 4:33am - misc - by Emily - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's facebook wall. Apparently I give awful blowjobs. FML

#16996053
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33763) - you deserved it (9864)

On 07/06/2011 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anna - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML

#16995369
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22932) - you deserved it (16490)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by thoughtcrimeno1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML

#16995078
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30528) - you deserved it (4736)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:11am - health - by ChelseaRae (woman) - United States

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28636) - you deserved it (2741)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

#16992661
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30264) - you deserved it (2311)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:20pm - money - by Broguy - Canada

Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML

#16990171
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28883) - you deserved it (2846)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29137) - you deserved it (5084)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother insisted I thoroughly water all the plants in and around my house before some people turned up. This would be fine except 90% of them are fake. She is convinced it will make them look "realer." FML

#16984836
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24515) - you deserved it (2413)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:32am - misc - by omfgfmlife - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

#16984657
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28403) - you deserved it (3063)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML

#16982648
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10289) - you deserved it (55035)

On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore

Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML

#16974687
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33272) - you deserved it (4504)

On 07/04/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by rejecteddd (woman) - United States (New York)



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