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Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 3:32am - misc - by seriouslybored (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 10:17pm - money - by pookie99 - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)
Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States
Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States
Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Ari (man) - United States (California)
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States
Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 9:37am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Sjelland)
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)
Today, a car hit me while I was in a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 1:07am - health - by Username - United States (California)
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