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by anonbob / 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Love
Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML
by Jessica / 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Money
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
by Anonymous / 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm / United States (Maine) / Animals
Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
by Anonymous / 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm / United Kingdom / Transportation
by Username / 07/07/2011 at 6:29pm / United States / Transportation
by lizownsvirgy / 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Unknown / 07/07/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Missouri) / Holidays
by Snurkles / 07/07/2011 at 8:19am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by shit / 07/07/2011 at 3:43am / United States / Kids
by photo grunt / 07/07/2011 at 2:23am / United States (Indiana) / Work
Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
by danielle887 / 07/07/2011 at 1:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by independence / 07/07/2011 at 12:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Preggie / 07/07/2011 at 12:04am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…