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Today, I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids. When their parents left, they told me that their cat had died. I told them how sorry I was, to which one of them replied, "That's okay. We still have him in a box. Wanna see?" FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 9:57pm - kids - by Jessica - United States
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 7:52pm - money - by BrokeAsFuck - United States
Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversley impacting morale". FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 3:40pm - work - by johnnyfuckfacer (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 2:19pm - misc - by not as scarred as he should be (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 12:26pm - health - by murp (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 10:41am - animals - by Annonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I discovered my son, who has recently moved out of our home, eating his dog's food. His excuse? He wanted the new Pokemon game, and "compromises had to be made". FML
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Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 2:33am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 1:33am - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 12:58am - work - by satanworshipper - United States (Florida)
Today, my college class was talking about Felix Baumgartner, who jumped from the edge of space down to earth. A boy suddenly put his head up and said in a serious tone, "I thought he jumped from the moon?" Several girls concurred. This is my generation. FML
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Today, I got a phone call from my 6-year-old son's school telling me they were concerned about him as he wouldn't stop barking at the radiator. After talking to my husband about it, I found out he's been teaching him so he could see the look on my face. FML
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Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML
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On 10/17/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by DrugsRX (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
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On 10/17/2012 at 4:16pm - love - by AbandonedHouseWife - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
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On 10/17/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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