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Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by iamsolid - United States
Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 9:57am - intimacy - by MIND BLOWING - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 4:49am - love - by Enragedbitch - United States (California)
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 4:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 3:16am - animals - by puppylove - United States
Today, it was my first day in Paris. I've been saving up for five years. It was a rainy day, but I was determined to go see the Eiffel Tower. On my way, I fell down a slippery set of stairs and knocked both of my front teeth out. Now, I have the view of the Eiffel Tower from my hospital window. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 3:06am - health - by parisklutz (woman) - France (Lorraine)
Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below, thinking it would be safer than using a razor. Let's just say the bathroom now looks like a murder scene, and it's going to be a while before I have sex again. FML
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On 10/20/2012 at 12:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML
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On 10/19/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by Jugan - France (Rhone-Alpes)
Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML
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On 10/19/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Watchtower? More like fortress. (man) - Norway (Oslo)
Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML
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On 10/19/2012 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj)
Today, our kids left for the weekend so that my wife and I could have some much-needed alone time. We've been fighting a lot recently and really need some time to have fun together. Now it turns out that she doesn't want to be around me because of the fighting. FML
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On 10/19/2012 at 2:27pm - love - by marriedtoacunt (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
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On 10/19/2012 at 1:05pm - money - by asparagus piss (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML
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On 10/19/2012 at 10:37am - misc - by NoorFML - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I realized that I spend the same amount of money on my phone bill as I do on Nutella. FML
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On 10/19/2012 at 10:19am - health - by Nutellalover (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, my husband and I decided to tell our sixteen-year-old daughter that she's adopted. Her response was, "Thank God!" FML
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On 10/19/2012 at 3:59am - kids - by best_mom_ever (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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