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Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

#5219515 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (37169) - you deserved it (4365)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

#5208232 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (30173) - you deserved it (6054)

On 09/12/2009 at 2:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I updated a e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the last few months to a girl I really adore. In this letter, I told her everything I ever kept from her. Instead of saving it to drafts again, I accidentally sent it. And she's online. FML

#5206414 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (8920) - you deserved it (32650)

On 09/12/2009 at 1:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied "They worked on you." FML

#5203249 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (7209) - you deserved it (29332)

On 09/12/2009 at 8:00am - love - by TrainedBF (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML

#5201463 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (32734) - you deserved it (1502)

On 09/12/2009 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML

#5190097 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (28999) - you deserved it (4724)

On 09/11/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by fall3nrain (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (45753) - you deserved it (10322)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (3397) - you deserved it (28437)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)