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summerbreeze888
  • Town/Country : Alberta, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 891
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

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On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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151 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by ;)loganberry(; - United States (Montana)

Today, I spent the day crying, and ate McDonald's for my Christmas dinner. FML

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169 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by Holly Jolly (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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155 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML

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On 08/30/2010 at 12:18pm - misc - by Sally19863 - South Africa (Gauteng)



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