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Summerbreeze888's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML

By Sally19863 / Monday 30 August 2010 16:18 / South Africa

Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 10 December 2012 20:41 / Canada - Brampton

Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML

By JessThompson / Wednesday 5 December 2012 16:50 / Canada - Hamilton

Today, I was messing around with my wife. I grabbed her boobs and said, "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to me, my daughter saw it. Now my 3-year-old girl runs around honking everyone. Even her grandparents. FML

By piemasterzim - / Thursday 22 November 2012 01:20 / Canada

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML

By AHole - / Wednesday 21 November 2012 14:03 / United States - Grand Forks