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Town/Country : Manchester, England
Title : Miss
Birth Date : Thursday 24 November 1994 (14 years)
Number of visits : 47
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Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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- My names louise
- call me lou if you like
- im 14
- taken

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (287392) - you totally deserved it (42427)

On 02/05/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Noname - United States (Illinois)

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Today I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18834) - you totally deserved it (1432)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - France (Ile-de-France)

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