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About subwaysurfers : Hello :)
So, you're on my profile. Stalking me. Watching my every move. I'm just a commenter, nothing special to see here. Run along now. Oh, and my username is the name of an app that I was playing while creating my account.
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Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of my door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51854) - you deserved it (6066)

On 07/12/2013 at 4:40pm - misc - by Suomynona (man) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35325) - you deserved it (3629)

On 03/01/2013 at 7:02am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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