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  • Birth Date : Friday 8 May 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5056
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About stitch_book : If I've ever addressed you, it's because I either whole-heartedly favor or detest the person you've presented yourself as. Whatever be the case, I chose to acknowledge your existence. Amazing, no? Yeah ... I guess not. :/

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Today , I discoverd that the lovely , hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats , dogs , and other various animals. FML

#15366676
103 comments

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On 03/18/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by B-rent - United States

Today, I Swerved Out Of The Way To Avoid Hitting A Squirrel, And In The Proces Hit Another Squirrel . FML

#15364776
201 comments

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On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -

Today, I finised and turned in te last of te seventeen major projects 4 te company I work for. As I was walking out of ma bosses office, I ear er ask er assistant ( Se finised everyting we didn't want to do, can we fire er now? ) FML

#15356107
53 comments

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On 03/17/2011 at 7:37pm - work - by inpuredeceit (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I sowed my colleague ow I could switc on my webcam at ome from te office . Tat's ow we all found out my wife is ceating on me looool . FML

#15309756
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109828) - you deserved it (6570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today..!! a cop rear-endd me!! Then I receivd a ticket from him for driving too far under the sped limit!! We were in a school zone!! FML

#15291408
211 comments

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On 03/13/2011 at 8:48am - misc - by randinosaur - United States (Delaware)

Today while at the bakery section of local supermarket I hered the beat of wat I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it and bobbed head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after setting up surviellance in my front yard to seeho's dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film!! It was my heroin addict nieghbour!! FML

#15260051
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On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -

Today a little boy calld me on te pone crying "grandma did" in a broken voice!! I just didn't ave te eart to say "wrong number." FML

#15250352
121 comments

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On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -

Today, I Was In The Bathroom, When Someone Came Up Behind Me!! Instead Of Waiting 4 A Urinal To Free Up, He Wedged His Way In Between Me And Another Guy, And Promptly Began Peeing In My Urinal, Crossing Streams In The Process!! FML

#15207309
171 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by devinbyrne - United States (Texas)

Today , I was answering a text from one of my student asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No , you can't." Auto correct had looool used a more frequently used word: "No , you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was informd that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be deliverd to my address. I don't own a cat. FML

#15160394
67 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 5:41am - animals - by notacatperson (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on sofa, with an electric dog collar around neck an handcuffs on wrists!! The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence!! FML

#15154591
160 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

TADAY I GOT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO GET A GLASS OF WATER. I FELT SOMETHING GET CAUGHT IN MY THROAT SO I COUGHED AND SPLUTTERED A BIT. WHEN I TURNED ON THE LIGHTS I DISCOVERED I'D COUGHED UP A COCKROACH. FML

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162 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work!! She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely!! After starting work, I became stoned!! She thought it was a great prank!! I was fired!! FML

#15025975
113 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 8:06am - work - by sickly -

today I was forcd to attend a fre safety class, as requrd by my job. Last year, I completd the fre academy as a volunteer freman. The class was not only insulting, but wrong in many ways. I got kickd out fir pointing them out. I now have to take it again, or be frd. FML

#15020187
78 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by peeved (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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