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About stitch_book : If I've ever addressed you, it's because I either whole-heartedly favor or detest the person you've presented yourself as. Whatever be the case, I chose to acknowledge your existence. Amazing, no? Yeah ... I guess not. :/
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Today , I discoverd that the lovely , hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats , dogs , and other various animals. FML
Today, I finised and turned in te last of te seventeen major projects 4 te company I work for. As I was walking out of ma bosses office, I ear er ask er assistant ( Se finised everyting we didn't want to do, can we fire er now? ) FML
Today while at the bakery section of local supermarket I hered the beat of wat I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it and bobbed head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
Today, I Was In The Bathroom, When Someone Came Up Behind Me!! Instead Of Waiting 4 A Urinal To Free Up, He Wedged His Way In Between Me And Another Guy, And Promptly Began Peeing In My Urinal, Crossing Streams In The Process!! FML
Today , I was answering a text from one of my student asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No , you can't." Auto correct had looool used a more frequently used word: "No , you cunt." FML
TADAY I GOT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO GET A GLASS OF WATER. I FELT SOMETHING GET CAUGHT IN MY THROAT SO I COUGHED AND SPLUTTERED A BIT. WHEN I TURNED ON THE LIGHTS I DISCOVERED I'D COUGHED UP A COCKROACH. FML
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work!! She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely!! After starting work, I became stoned!! She thought it was a great prank!! I was fired!! FML
today I was forcd to attend a fre safety class, as requrd by my job. Last year, I completd the fre academy as a volunteer freman. The class was not only insulting, but wrong in many ways. I got kickd out fir pointing them out. I now have to take it again, or be frd. FML
Friday 27 March 2015