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stitch_book
  • Town/Country : Imperial Beach, California
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 May 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 3501
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About stitch_book : If I've ever addressed you, it's because I either whole-heartedly favor or detest the person you've presented yourself as. Whatever be the case, I chose to acknowledge your existence. Amazing, no? Yeah ... I guess not. :/

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Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML

#15803681
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32348) - you deserved it (4169)

On 04/16/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by uncool (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9563) - you deserved it (70909)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I held a door open for my boyfriend and jokingly said, "Chivalry is dead?" He responded with, "Who's chivalry?" FML

#15780453
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23994) - you deserved it (5689)

On 04/14/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

#15772637
228 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

#15749672
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50736) - you deserved it (12938)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:27am - love - by BrokeAndPsst (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

#15718198
121 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

#15714709
211 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by Sid (man) - United States (California)

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

#15705121
164 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

#15693901
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29606) - you deserved it (3403)

On 04/08/2011 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I dropped my blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

#15531750
143 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, after 3 years at my job I received a 14% raise. I was informed I will be transitioned from hourly to salary. I will now be making $1500 LESS than I made last year. FML

#15504213
105 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 9:28pm - money - by fml - United States

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML

#15445630
118 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 7:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
494 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was riding to a prom with my friends in the middle of a swamp-covered area. I stuck my head out the top and screamed like they do in the movies. My hair, makeup, and mouth were quickly filled with bugs. FML

#15374128
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9840) - you deserved it (59208)

On 03/18/2011 at 10:29pm - health - by iAMloud - United States



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