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About stitch_book : If I've ever addressed you, it's because I either whole-heartedly favor or detest the person you've presented yourself as. Whatever be the case, I chose to acknowledge your existence. Amazing, no? Yeah ... I guess not. :/
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
Thursday 28 November 2013