About stitch_book : If I've ever addressed you, it's because I either whole-heartedly favor or detest the person you've presented yourself as. Whatever be the case, I chose to acknowledge your existence. Amazing, no? Yeah ... I guess not. :/
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Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML
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On 09/24/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, after waiting all day to get into my favorite band's concert, I got front row. At the end, one of them grabbed my CD and got the whole band to sign it. The last band member tossed it into the crowd, nowhere near me. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 7:49pm - misc - by lovedontlivehere (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I saw a small child take a really bad fall off his scooter, so I got rid of my cigarette and ran to help him. I asked him if he was alright, or if I could walk him to his house. He replied "I'm okay, but your dress is on fire." It was. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Laura - United States
Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML
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On 09/20/2010 at 6:11pm - misc - by Uriyahu (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
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On 09/19/2010 at 7:55pm - health - by keenan (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 3:46pm - love - by onthemarket (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 11:49am - misc - by wakinginvegas87 - United States (California)
Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 12:21am - love - by perfectlybrokenx - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my dad decided to take me to play golf to relieve the stress of recovering from a bad concussion. While teaching me to swing, he hit me in the head. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:05am - health - by meowcat101 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
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On 08/20/2010 at 7:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I went to give blood for the first time. When I sat down the guy said "First time?" I told him yes and he replied "Me too." FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 8:39pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
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