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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5798
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About stevets01 : I'm big on music. I play guitar and an insignificant amount of piano. Some of my favourite artists are...
R.E.M., The Strokes, The Beatles, The Flaming Lips, Let's Active, Five Times August, John Lennon, Neutral Milk Hotel. Radiohead is okay and I'm getting into My Bloody Valentine, The Smiths and Pink Floyd. I'm not the whole "music is my life

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Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

#15162285
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31926) - you deserved it (3249)

On 03/01/2011 at 11:47am - misc - by assumed -

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

#15078337
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44202) - you deserved it (8749)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

#14974014
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29912) - you deserved it (11192)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

#14973711
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43065) - you deserved it (3033)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

#14967692
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34220) - you deserved it (2841)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

#14955140
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23555) - you deserved it (4828)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

#14952772
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9400) - you deserved it (51314)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

#14945401
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27441) - you deserved it (3296)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Austin - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

#14944090
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29283) - you deserved it (4139)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML

#14939182
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8377) - you deserved it (49319)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML

#14934603
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13265) - you deserved it (22663)

On 02/11/2011 at 11:14am - misc - by blinded (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

#14932385
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34876) - you deserved it (5517)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:02am - animals - by Jen -

Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML

#14928606
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23474) - you deserved it (1978)

On 02/10/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7360) - you deserved it (56985)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54347) - you deserved it (7757)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -



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