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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6816
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About stevets01 : I'm big on music. I play guitar and an insignificant amount of piano. Some of my favourite artists are...
R.E.M., The Strokes, The Beatles, The Flaming Lips, Let's Active, Five Times August, John Lennon, Neutral Milk Hotel. Radiohead is okay and I'm getting into My Bloody Valentine, The Smiths and Pink Floyd. I'm not the whole "music is my life

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Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (7978)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized I have to choose between bieng unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy an so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39959) - you deserved it (3272)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole , giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me , I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. big fat FML

#18170655
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30462) - you deserved it (16823)

On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend. I askd her how she was doing, then askd, "And your mum?" Just as the words escapd my lips, I rememberd her mum did a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messd up again an blurtd, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

#18041933
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16995) - you deserved it (46221) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today , I decided to make home made french fries . I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt , right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance .

#17934685
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17518) - you deserved it (25371)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50438) - you deserved it (7840)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was slammd onto mah car, thrown on the ground, and arrestd for outstanding warrant from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67253) - you deserved it (3738)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I accidentally said , "Yes , Sir." to my female teacher!! I then apologized by saying , "Sorry , Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33321) - you deserved it (15062)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, My Ex Husband Is Marrying My Sister. FML

#16279756
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96472) - you deserved it (6402)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I SNUCK OUT TO SEE MA GRLFRIEND IN TE MIDDLE OF TE NIGT. WEN I GOT TO ER OUSE, I DECIDED TO TROW A ROCK AT ER WINDOW TO WAKE ER UP. IT BROKE A OLE IN TE WINDOW.

#16075095
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10823) - you deserved it (45332)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Kaz (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today at 6am I was waiting fir the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeles man cummed up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

#15754863
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30198) - you deserved it (4505)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32100)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

YESTERDAY, WHILE STUCK IN A TRAFFIC JAM, MAH SON SILENTLY CHANGD MAH GEAR TO REVERSE. MEGA FML

#15248759
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39324) - you deserved it (6562)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today , I was answering a text from one of my student asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No , you can't." Auto correct had looool used a more frequently used word: "No , you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39246) - you deserved it (24293)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I informd my grandparants of my upcoming graduation from collaga. My grandma lookd at ma with taars in har ayas, and told ma how proud sha was that I was abla to maka it so far in spita of baing autistic. I am not, nor hava I avar baan autistic. maga FML

#15170920
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37435) - you deserved it (3086)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)



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