About stephissilly : i'm steph and i make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. eminem is my life and i like unicorns. sarcasm is my superpower. im a rock girl, but my music is very versatile. I'm from Sydney, Australia. i'm an actress and i have red hair.
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Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML
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On 10/31/2012 at 12:22am - love - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my dad asked me to clean the trash on our acreage. I was cleaning around the tree line when I came across a particularly heavy bag. I ran inside to ask my dad for help moving it. He looked inside the bag to see what it could be. It was a human body. Someone had thrown it over our fence. FML
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On 10/22/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I learned that scorpions can apparently hold their breath for hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of my pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:56pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML
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On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML
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On 10/01/2012 at 11:02am - love - by fiftyno (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my new boyfriend came over to my apartment for the first time. Up until now I thought he was great, but when he spotted the book I'm currently reading next to my couch, he uttered the immortal question, "Why do you read?" FML
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On 09/28/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML
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On 09/25/2012 at 1:42pm - intimacy - by orgasmsareoverratedanyway (woman) - Norway (Nordland)
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
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On 09/12/2012 at 3:03am - kids - by AGeeksWife (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
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On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 11:45am - animals - by alix - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
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On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)
Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by majorlyturnedoff (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
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On 08/18/2012 at 1:09am - misc - by Just_Me_88 - United States (Oregon)
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
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