About stephissilly : i'm steph and i make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. eminem is my life and i like unicorns. sarcasm is my superpower. im a rock girl, but my music is very versatile. I'm from Sydney, Australia. i'm an actress and i have red hair.
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stephissilly's favorite FMLs
Today, I learned that my new parakeet hates her reflection, and will screech loudly day and night unless I take the mirror out. My other parakeet loves the mirror and constantly cries out when I remove it. I can't win. FML
by bird / 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by FMLPLZ / 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML
by Anonomous / 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm / United States (Vermont) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 6:38pm / Bangladesh / Love
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
by fuckface? I wish / 11/30/2013 at 3:29pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2013 at 11:53am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by awkward / 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by AML / 10/31/2013 at 10:30am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "lil' yeast infection's sis". FML
by Dor51 / 10/27/2013 at 3:52pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/23/2013 at 3:40am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/13/2013 at 8:33pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Cereal_mistress / 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Love
by f.a.t. / 10/04/2013 at 4:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML
by 94lbs of muscle / 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm / Health
- Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my… Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years… Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom…