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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4196
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About stephissilly : i'm steph and i make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. eminem is my life and i like unicorns. sarcasm is my superpower. im a rock girl, but my music is very versatile. I'm from Sydney, Australia. i'm an actress and i have red hair.

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Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

#17365411
427 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13950) - you deserved it (57128)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53513) - you deserved it (3285)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

#17243352
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11267) - you deserved it (33596)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11140) - you deserved it (97505)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31566) - you deserved it (2826)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

#17161191
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35036) - you deserved it (3688)

On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74045) - you deserved it (7713)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74045) - you deserved it (7713)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

#16968738
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30848) - you deserved it (3558)

On 07/04/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by monquiqui (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64755) - you deserved it (6758)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40007) - you deserved it (2697)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
507 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15188) - you deserved it (219150)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

#16683131
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35678) - you deserved it (5747)

On 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm - health - by DarkMaskDiva (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38359) - you deserved it (7384)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50580) - you deserved it (3729)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)



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