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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3925
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About stephissilly : i'm steph and i make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. eminem is my life and i like unicorns. sarcasm is my superpower. im a rock girl, but my music is very versatile. I'm from Sydney, Australia. i'm an actress and i have red hair.

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stephissilly's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28496) - you deserved it (3300)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

#17937803
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31079) - you deserved it (3139)

On 10/08/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except for my dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in and stole vodka, tequila and whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, and now I'm white trash. I'm not quite sure what happened in between. FML

#17908235
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7740) - you deserved it (58950)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:28pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML

#17892282
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21926) - you deserved it (2019)

On 10/02/2011 at 11:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30502) - you deserved it (11383)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32690) - you deserved it (5834)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25853) - you deserved it (15495)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML

#17801066
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31001) - you deserved it (4042)

On 09/21/2011 at 11:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32515) - you deserved it (4016)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32515) - you deserved it (4016)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17876) - you deserved it (48557)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28045) - you deserved it (5616)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

#17726381
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32682) - you deserved it (2867)

On 09/12/2011 at 4:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML

#17724529
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37865) - you deserved it (2248)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

#17709124
594 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22115) - you deserved it (247173)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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