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About stephissilly : i'm steph and i make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. eminem is my life and i like unicorns. sarcasm is my superpower. im a rock girl, but my music is very versatile. I'm from Sydney, Australia. i'm an actress and i have red hair.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today... I overheard husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals fir a project. I listened... thinking it was cute... until husband said gleefully... "Remember to say this in yur project: octopuses have 8 testicles."
Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except fir mah dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in an stole vodka, tequila an whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, an now I'm white trash. I'm not quite looool sure what happened in between. FML
yesterday I had a science test . A question askd, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-heartd, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, an gave me detention 4 insulting her intelligence . FML
Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, an throw it over yur face!" There goes self-confidence. FML
2day I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair , he brought up how he wants to start a garden , an how a woman's monthly flow wierdly helps to make it grow. Then he askd me if I can save up my usd tampons fir him. big fat FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents . My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex . It wasn't her . Thanks dad . FML
Friday 27 March 2015