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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3753
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About stephissilly : i'm steph and i make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. eminem is my life and i like unicorns. sarcasm is my superpower. im a rock girl, but my music is very versatile. I'm from Sydney, Australia. i'm an actress and i have red hair.

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Today... I overheard husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals fir a project. I listened... thinking it was cute... until husband said gleefully... "Remember to say this in yur project: octopuses have 8 testicles."

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28466) - you deserved it (3298)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

yesterday mah boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye mah hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

#17937803
101 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except fir mah dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in an stole vodka, tequila an whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, an now I'm white trash. I'm not quite looool sure what happened in between. FML

#17908235
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7730) - you deserved it (58909)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:28pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

today wile working in a jail, I ad to tell an inmate arrested 4 domestic violence tat no, e could not use is pone call to call me at ome. FML

#17892282
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I agree, your life sucks (21908) - you deserved it (2018)

On 10/02/2011 at 11:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah girlfriend changd her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicatd because I didn't give her mah last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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219 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my moter lecturd me about going to te bar too often. Se did tis wile rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I had a science test . A question askd, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-heartd, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, an gave me detention 4 insulting her intelligence . FML

#17804302
168 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, an throw it over yur face!" There goes self-confidence. FML

#17801066
217 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 11:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , My Wife Told Me The Main Reason She Married Me Is Cuz I Have A Cool Last Name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , My Wife Told Me The Main Reason She Married Me Is Cuz I Have A Cool Last Name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah grlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

TODAY, I GOT A CALL FROM MAH DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL SAYING THAT SHE HAD BEAT SOMEONE UP. SHE'S 4. FML

#17746655
182 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me over looool the phone by his mother . mega FML

#17726381
113 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 4:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

2day I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair , he brought up how he wants to start a garden , an how a woman's monthly flow wierdly helps to make it grow. Then he askd me if I can save up my usd tampons fir him. big fat FML

#17724529
155 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents . My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex . It wasn't her . Thanks dad . FML

#17709124
593 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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