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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3587
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About stephissilly : i'm steph and i make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. eminem is my life and i like unicorns. sarcasm is my superpower. im a rock girl, but my music is very versatile. I'm from Sydney, Australia. i'm an actress and i have red hair.

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Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

#18400487
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26858) - you deserved it (3320)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by AmericanDream (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

#18371495
114 comments

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68575) - you deserved it (3356)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32110) - you deserved it (15817)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34945) - you deserved it (11646)

On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37190) - you deserved it (19274)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27726) - you deserved it (2090)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

#18135623
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38884) - you deserved it (3453)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:49am - love - by heatherjo - United States

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML

#18088166
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11883) - you deserved it (50200)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Shropshire)

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17373) - you deserved it (31419)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17373) - you deserved it (31419)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26748) - you deserved it (3139)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

#17937803
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31027) - you deserved it (3133)

On 10/08/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except for my dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in and stole vodka, tequila and whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, and now I'm white trash. I'm not quite sure what happened in between. FML

#17908235
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7722) - you deserved it (58869)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:28pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML

#17892282
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21914) - you deserved it (1895)

On 10/02/2011 at 11:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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