About stephissilly : i'm steph and i make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. eminem is my life and i like unicorns. sarcasm is my superpower. im a rock girl, but my music is very versatile. I'm from Sydney, Australia. i'm an actress and i have red hair.
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stephissilly's favorite FMLs
Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
by Brian / 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
by Rynne S. / 03/13/2012 at 2:12am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
by scaredshitless / 03/03/2012 at 8:55am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by Jayde / 02/04/2012 at 12:12am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/03/2012 at 2:58am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Kids
Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother-in-law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML
by myself / 01/30/2012 at 12:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I was greeting customers at work. After saying good morning to one man, he stopped and looked at me from head to toe before smirking and saying, "Mmmm." He then turned around and said, "It's starting." It's only my first day. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:59pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 10:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by JMcKay / 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous
by Allergic / 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Dutchee / 01/23/2012 at 6:27am / Netherlands (Friesland) / Health
by Emily27 / 01/20/2012 at 6:56am / United Kingdom (East Lothian) / Intimacy
by MyHeadHurts / 01/20/2012 at 5:42am / Ireland / Intimacy