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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4729
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About stephissilly : i'm steph and i make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. eminem is my life and i like unicorns. sarcasm is my superpower. im a rock girl, but my music is very versatile. I'm from Sydney, Australia. i'm an actress and i have red hair.

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stephissilly's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that if a jock calls you a nerd in the street and you retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run. Fast. FML

#18911929
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27501) - you deserved it (5787)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by JMcKay (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36711) - you deserved it (7368)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

#18898417
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37572) - you deserved it (3247)

On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19633) - you deserved it (6977)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML

#18860090
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36473) - you deserved it (4727)

On 01/20/2012 at 6:56am - intimacy - by Emily27 (woman) - United Kingdom (East Lothian)

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

#18859925
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17847) - you deserved it (37256)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29872) - you deserved it (2123)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39077) - you deserved it (4235)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39077) - you deserved it (4235)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39077) - you deserved it (4235)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39077) - you deserved it (4235)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

#18842582
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23729) - you deserved it (4870)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML

#18833133
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37981) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML

#18832495
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27182) - you deserved it (3473)

On 01/17/2012 at 3:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Libyan Arab Jamahiriya

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

#18831688
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19944) - you deserved it (10485)

On 01/17/2012 at 1:13am - health - by Anonymous - Canada



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