About stephissilly : i'm steph and i make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. eminem is my life and i like unicorns. sarcasm is my superpower. im a rock girl, but my music is very versatile. I'm from Sydney, Australia. i'm an actress and i have red hair.
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stephissilly's favorite FMLs
by happycow122 / 06/20/2015 at 4:54pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML
by RecentCollegeGrad / 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/13/2015 at 10:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by dadoftheyear / 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm / United States / Intimacy
by Malíya / 05/04/2015 at 5:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by Ixlovexwaffles / 04/29/2015 at 4:33pm / Intimacy
by brokeforever / 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm / Latvia (Riga) / Animals
Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML
by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML
by shadysheikh / 10/29/2014 at 12:55am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by no / 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by littleteapot / 09/04/2014 at 10:47pm / United States / Intimacy
by disappointedjamaican / 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML
by LolKaleb / 08/26/2014 at 11:02pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by jake / 08/12/2014 at 6:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids