About stephissilly : i'm steph and i make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. eminem is my life and i like unicorns. sarcasm is my superpower. im a rock girl, but my music is very versatile. I'm from Sydney, Australia. i'm an actress and i have red hair.
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by Anonymous / 06/27/2015 at 12:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
by Anonymous / 06/23/2015 at 10:48pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML
by ej6901 / 06/23/2015 at 4:00pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by happycow122 / 06/20/2015 at 4:54pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML
by RecentCollegeGrad / 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/13/2015 at 10:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by dadoftheyear / 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm / United States / Intimacy
by Malíya / 05/04/2015 at 5:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by Ixlovexwaffles / 04/29/2015 at 4:33pm / Intimacy
by brokeforever / 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm / Latvia (Riga) / Animals
Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML
by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML
by shadysheikh / 10/29/2014 at 12:55am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by no / 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by littleteapot / 09/04/2014 at 10:47pm / United States / Intimacy
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- Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or…