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About starw0lf : I have been an FML reader (lurker) for a while and decided to make an account just recently.

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Today, I took ma younger sister to see Santa for a poto. Santa insisted tat I was in te poto too. I wasn't sure y e made looool suc a big deal about it until e groped meile te poto was being taken. FML

Today, mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. mega FML

#20989169
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37118) - you deserved it (2910)

On 12/11/2013 at 5:25pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Luxembourg

Today , I was gushing about my love fir Disney princesse when someone told me I "definitely needed to calm down." By whom? A four-year-old girl. FML

Today, I Covered A 10-our Sift Fir A Sick Coworker. Glad To Earn Some Extra Money Fir Te Olidays, I Went To Clock Out. I Adn't Even Clocked In Wen I Frst Got Tere At 7 Am. FML

#20979925
70 comments

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On 12/03/2013 at 11:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I got excitd because I found Monsters University and The Croods online , neither ofhich I've seen. I'm 33 , single , and it's Saturday night. FML

#20968315
115 comments

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On 11/23/2013 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learnd that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for u to speak Klingon during sex . FML

#20963971
252 comments

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On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learnd that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for u to speak Klingon during sex . FML

#20963971
252 comments

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On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, WHILA ON A FAMILY DISNAY WORLD VACATION, I SAW A KID SHITTING ON A PUBLIC BATHROOM'S FLOOR!! IT WAS MY KID!! HA'S 10!! FML

#20960450
92 comments

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On 11/17/2013 at 12:33am - kids - by Anonymous -

yesterday I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to elp im get to sleep. He turned is ead an asked, ( Daddy, wy do you suck so muc? ) real FML

#20959118
102 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 8:53pm - kids - by I don't know, son (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was watcing some episodes of Te Walking Dead wit boyfriend... after recently introducing im to te series. A scene involving Carl came on... and boyfriend said... "God damn. You ever give me a kid tat annoying... I'll soot bot of ya rigt in te looool ead." big fat FML

#20950616
144 comments

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On 11/08/2013 at 6:50pm - misc - by kel (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today , I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around , I said , "Hey sexy are u alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She respondd with , "Hey , yeah he is at work - did u get a new number?" FML

#20941049
175 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 3:01am - intimacy - by PapaW - United States (Utah)

Today , I heard my surgeon mutter to a nurse how easy it would be to kill me on the operating table an make it look like an accident. mega FML

#20940427
115 comments

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On 10/31/2013 at 4:42pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someoneho'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

#20940283
188 comments

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On 10/31/2013 at 2:27pm - kids - by anna (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, a radio show asked the question, ( Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo? ) I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out mah own address over live radio. FML

#20939023
75 comments

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On 10/30/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18 !! She is eight !! FML

#20923587
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37119) - you deserved it (26974)

On 10/17/2013 at 1:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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