About Starw0lf
I have been an FML reader (lurker) for a while and decided to make an account just recently.
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Starw0lf's FML badges
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    40%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    64%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    58%
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    22%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    0%
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Starw0lf's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML

By jessybear777 / Sunday 15 February 2015 03:41 / United States - Branson

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

By mykodu / Thursday 2 October 2014 20:29 / Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well: for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML

By Apcn / Thursday 5 June 2014 20:05 / France - Concarneau

Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML

By off to the whorehouse, then - / Monday 31 March 2014 21:03 / United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML

By the other guy? - / Saturday 29 March 2014 21:57 / Australia - Perth