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starflake

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 February 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10226
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About starflake : I love reading, it's what I spend most of my time doing. I'm also into drawing manga/anime. I obsessively play Tomb Raider, they're the best games ever.

starflake's page activity

Visits<b>ellabellaboom</b> - the 11/09/2016 at 1:59am<b>manofmerr</b> - the 11/02/2016 at 3:49am<b>WP40</b> - the 09/30/2016 at 2:45pm<b>DrowningLessons</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 7:22pm<b>DerSuldam</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 5:08pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 1:42pm<b>colvitt</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 5:35pm<b>NerdyTherapist</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 4:21pm<b>hullarms</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:03pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 10:12pm<b>goldengirlsfan</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 12:21pm<b>Adamjohn82</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 12:23pm<b>sliminem98</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 10:30pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 9:38pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 9:24am<b>aZzwipe</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 11:25am<b>ahmad163</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 10:25am<b>derpina72</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 12:45am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 1:38pm

starflake's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

starflake's favorite FMLs

Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year old man who came up and handed us "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML

by ailat0107 / 05/31/2009 at 12:46pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

by untitledentity / 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

by Jessica / 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

by Anonymous / 05/09/2009 at 10:48am / United States (Illinois) / Health

Today, I learned that no matter how much you assume that the crunchy bits in a bag of crisps are in fact crisps, you will occasionally find that your assumptions are wrong. Beetles just don't have the same appeal. FML

by Anonymous / 05/08/2009 at 4:02pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy