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starflake

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 February 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9902
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About starflake : I love reading, it's what I spend most of my time doing. I'm also into drawing manga/anime. I obsessively play Tomb Raider, they're the best games ever.

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Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 1:38pm

starflake's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

starflake's favorite FMLs

Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year old man who came up and handed us "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML

#2463557
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48389) - you deserved it (5439)

On 05/31/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by ailat0107 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

#2238808
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54830) - you deserved it (19343)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

#1942963
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33570) - you deserved it (46099)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that no matter how much you assume that the crunchy bits in a bag of crisps are in fact crisps, you will occasionally find that your assumptions are wrong. Beetles just don't have the same appeal. FML

#1749870
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45826) - you deserved it (5684)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61674) - you deserved it (332111)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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