About starflake : I love reading, it's what I spend most of my time doing. I'm also into drawing manga/anime. I obsessively play Tomb Raider, they're the best games ever.
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starflake's favorite FMLs
by ailat0107 / 05/31/2009 at 12:46pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
by untitledentity / 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Jessica / 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML
by Anonymous / 05/09/2009 at 10:48am / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I learned that no matter how much you assume that the crunchy bits in a bag of crisps are in fact crisps, you will occasionally find that your assumptions are wrong. Beetles just don't have the same appeal. FML
by Anonymous / 05/08/2009 at 4:02pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
- Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's facebook wall. Apparently I give awful blowjobs. FML Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in… Today, while having sex on the couch with my single neighbour, a beam in the couch broke. Not even…