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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 February 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9526
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About starflake : I love reading, it's what I spend most of my time doing. I'm also into drawing manga/anime. I obsessively play Tomb Raider, they're the best games ever.

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starflake's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

#3971516
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50999) - you deserved it (3915)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - kids - by bbbkingsey (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

#3971030
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17153) - you deserved it (68412)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML

#3956685
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44519) - you deserved it (5080)

On 07/22/2009 at 5:09pm - work - by PokeTheBear (man) - Canada

Today, I had to clean my walls with those Mr Clean Magic Sponges because we were having visitors. I got bored and started drawing penises with it because they would leave wet marks. There is nothing magic about how slow they dry when your visitors come an hour early. They saw all ten of them. FML

#3723567
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8311) - you deserved it (59616)

On 07/13/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by iJehx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

#3376550
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41231) - you deserved it (17761)

On 06/30/2009 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by SimpleSimon (man) - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

#3373378
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15212) - you deserved it (49089)

On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

#3268493
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123760) - you deserved it (9175)

On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67166) - you deserved it (39390)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

#2569005
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61956) - you deserved it (5032)

On 06/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by doubleds (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML

#2565972
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46303) - you deserved it (15343)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:40pm - kids - by psychortiz (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was riding on my bike when a guy on the street shouted, "I LOVE YOU!" at me. I recently told my boyfriend I loved him, and his response was, "I don't love you but I won't treat you any differently." Perverts on the street love me, but my boyfriend doesn't. FML

#2555277
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48357) - you deserved it (4892)

On 06/03/2009 at 12:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working my job as a waitress near my college. I handed a customer her check, and she noticed that I had added her bill wrong. I apologized, and she pointed to my "student" labeled nametag, asking what I was studying. I said English. I'm a math major. FML

#2543138
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12110) - you deserved it (41987)

On 06/02/2009 at 7:13pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Delaware)



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