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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12354
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45872) - you deserved it (15215)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

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