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spunkylady

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  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2028
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About spunkylady : Well first off im a hard worker with an adorable 20 month old daughter. I do anything and everything to keep her safe and happy. I work at subway and a catering shop for some extra experience and income. I love photography, yes I have taken about a million pictures of her, baking and of course raising my baby. I love animals and being outdoors basking in the sun whenever its warm. I play piano and love music. Some of my favorites are Elton John, Toto, the Beatles, bad finger, and quite a bit of classical music.

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spunkylady's favorite FMLs

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

#6594462
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37201) - you deserved it (4635)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I rang British Gas to cancel my boiler cover, as I'm totally and utterly skint. I told her the reason was I was getting divorced, moving house, losing my job and had no income at all. She was very sympathetic, and said "how would you like to pay your £37 cancellation fee?" FML

#6343049
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23762) - you deserved it (3465)

On 11/17/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by shellbom (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML

#6318893
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46007) - you deserved it (2210)

On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

#6298765
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19056) - you deserved it (32889)

On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

#6210144
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76206) - you deserved it (6013)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States

Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

#5911191
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35938) - you deserved it (6816)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by lame (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

#5466337
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68608) - you deserved it (3469)

On 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

#5466337
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68608) - you deserved it (3469)

On 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

#5354968
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71608) - you deserved it (3758)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by weddingcrashed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

#5309221
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23515) - you deserved it (80005)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

#5174930
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30810) - you deserved it (16781)

On 09/10/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife of 15 years is cheating on me with my brother. I don't know what's worse, that she is cheating on me, or that instead of cheating with my brother she's cheating with my brother's wife. FML

#5151842
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56200) - you deserved it (5102)

On 09/09/2009 at 5:20pm - love - by nick2.0 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

#4975904
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52713) - you deserved it (4002)

On 09/01/2009 at 12:48pm - money - by adriana (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

#4820623
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53615) - you deserved it (3366)

On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

#4580514
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60394) - you deserved it (7346)

On 08/16/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)



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