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sparkle9999

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 November 1990 (25 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 302
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sparkle9999 : my life sucks, but who gives a flippin' shit?
not me! :D

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Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

by Iman / 05/04/2009 at 2:12am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my 6 year old granddaughter was sitting on my lap playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die can I have that one?" FML

by itswhateverr / 05/03/2009 at 12:16am / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

by soontobedivorced / 04/19/2009 at 12:05am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

by thankskimi / 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

by Noname / 10/29/2008 at 6:09am / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Health