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my life sucks, but who gives a flippin' shit? not me! :D
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By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 May 2009 23:22 / United States
By soontobedivorced - / Sunday 19 April 2009 04:05 / United States

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

By thankskimi - / Sunday 15 March 2009 18:29 / United States