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Today... I had mah buddies over fir a few beers and... trying to be cool... I told mah wife to get out of the living room an back in the kitchen. I felt smug... right up until she said... "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over fir another 20 minutes... dick." FML

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410 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, While Presenting A Project I've Worked On Fir Months, One Of The Professors Exasperatedly Cut In Mid-sentence, Saying, "Look, It's Shit. Just Stop Already." FML

#14742599
62 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Yesterday , trying to be an old-school romantic , I askd mah grlfriend "where art thou mah love?" via SMS. She replid "Toilet." FML

#14659588
142 comments

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On 01/21/2011 at 6:41am - love - by gummy bear -

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the split to the group. I slid down, legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted fir the full 5 second it took to reach the ground. FML

#14613104
74 comments

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On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

yesterday I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen cieling hitting the floor . FML

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On 01/03/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by erlad678 -

Today, I found out girlfriend of four yeres is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML

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81 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 12:14am - love - by fouryearswasted - United States

Today... I cummed home to find mah 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say ( feces )... ( penis )... and ( diarrhea ). FML

#14150271
133 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 2:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on yur way home." fat FML

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116 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today.. . Stood In Line Fir Hours To See The New Harry Potter . Unfortunately.. . Once Inside The Theater.. . I Was Stuck In The Bathroom With The Runs Fir The Entire Length Of The Movie . FML

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On 11/19/2010 at 4:20pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today,hila working as sacurity fir a football gama, I told a woman sha wasn't allowd to bring har snickars bar into tha stadium bacausa no outsida food was allowd in. Sha thraw it at mah faca than trid to spit on ma. I hata paopla. FML

#13876582
125 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 1:02pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, mah fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today, I learnd that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow an an apparent hairiness over mah mouth!! By the way, I'm a girl!! FML

#13764859
121 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

today as a physic teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One grl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I looool replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needles to say, she was picked on all day. mega FML

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185 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line 4 the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think your a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other student said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child 4 life. FML

#13571431
243 comments

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On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)



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