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  • It's in the can!

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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    40%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    3%
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    19%
  • 50 quality comments

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    52%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    17%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    38%
  • One more and it's business time

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Spaerro's favorite FMLs

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

By Rhine - / Sunday 16 December 2012 23:51 / Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, I bought my son a nice car for his 18th birthday. When I gave it to him, he just got mad and told me that if I really wanted to spend that much money on him, I should've used it to help him pay for college. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 5 December 2012 11:27 / Israel

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 3 September 2012 02:07 / United States - Southfield

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

By idontbleedfromthere - / Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:10 / United States - Indio

Today, I decided to have some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML

By icybrent94 - / Sunday 5 August 2012 20:21 / United Kingdom - Arlesey