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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by ugly / 07/10/2011 at 2:03am / United States (New York) / Transportation
by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
by Snurkles / 07/07/2011 at 8:19am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by crudofalife / 07/04/2011 at 5:42am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by kaplwv116 / 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by thatguy / 06/25/2011 at 3:47am / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
by holdengurl18 / 06/21/2011 at 12:46am / China / Love
by Username / 06/14/2011 at 10:38pm / United States / Love
by julia / 06/11/2011 at 7:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Flarewolf / 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by nr1234 / 05/24/2011 at 12:27am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy