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Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML

#887
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19130) - you deserved it (2157)

On 01/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

#845
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31009) - you deserved it (6262)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

#841
117 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

#542
107 comments

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On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
245 comments

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On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
67 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
105 comments

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

#12
184 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - misc - by bym -



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