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Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
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On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
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On 01/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by Noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
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On 01/04/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML
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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
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On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
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On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML
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On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version
Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)
Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML
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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - misc - by bym -
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