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Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
1019 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82461) - you deserved it (460408)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML

#113943
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65694) - you deserved it (22970)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37657) - you deserved it (475758)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

#14044
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19418) - you deserved it (49564)

On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

#4745
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37144) - you deserved it (9866)

On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148
57 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31617) - you deserved it (5649)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50333) - you deserved it (2643)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
65 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

#2388
41 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

#1817
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29196) - you deserved it (6402)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29017) - you deserved it (2752)

On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to the bagel shop down the street for breakfast, the same one I've been going to for over 6 months now. At the counter the same lil' cook guy who's served me over those same 6 months, looks at me and says, "Yes, Ms?". I'm a guy. FML

#1077
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20869) - you deserved it (2516)

On 01/14/2009 at 6:06am - misc - by dunnough - United States (New York)

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32001) - you deserved it (9020)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version



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