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Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML
by Jeri / 02/26/2010 at 7:55am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
by koolkidx3 / 02/24/2010 at 4:28pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, before my date came to pick me up, I put tissues under my arms so I wouldn't leave wet marks. I forgot to remove them, and when we got physical, they fell out, looking like I'd stuffed my bra. FML
by kiki / 02/24/2010 at 12:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by goldie09 / 02/18/2010 at 12:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by LoveDrug / 02/17/2010 at 5:49am / Ireland / Love
Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML
by batter--up / 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by thirdwheel / 02/15/2010 at 1:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML
by Samson / 02/14/2010 at 3:48am / United States (Alabama) / Love
by Vastu / 02/07/2010 at 12:42pm / Nepal / Money
Today, I was taking my dogs for a walk, then it started to rain, and the wind went mad. I ran for cover in the trees near a bridge, slipped and fell into a river. I was soaking wet and my boots were full of water. Then to get back out of the river, I had to use stinging nettles as hand holds. FML
by Eagle / 01/26/2010 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love
by rainydays79 / 01/23/2010 at 2:12pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by S.Bunny / 01/22/2010 at 3:14am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML
by awkward23 / 01/12/2010 at 5:26am / United States (Washington) / Love
by brileyyyy / 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
- Today, I helped my grandparents carry luggage to their hotel room, where they're staying the night… Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle… Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean,…