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100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML
by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 8:01am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML
by wrongguy / 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by stretchy / 05/06/2013 at 3:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by LilaTheGreat / 05/05/2013 at 7:51pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Transportation
by Sean / 05/01/2013 at 12:44am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by Porter_Robinson / 04/30/2013 at 4:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I had to be rushed to the hospital when I started sneezing uncontrollably and got a huge rash. It turns out I'm highly allergic to a chemical in most cleaning supplies. Great. I just got a job as a house cleaner for a very rich family. FML
by ava_henryy / 04/30/2013 at 4:04am / United States (Washington) / Health
by unforgettablee / 04/29/2013 at 3:08am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/27/2013 at 2:32pm / Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis) / Love
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he says I need to learn how to be happy without relying on him. I'm not a clinger, I'm just unhappy because my dad recently passed away, my best friend turned on me, and I lost out on the exchange program of my dreams. FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2013 at 12:35pm / Denmark / Love
by Anonymous / 04/27/2013 at 11:34am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because "he's Canadian" and according to her, "they don't lie." FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2013 at 4:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/25/2013 at 3:37pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, I was excited for my first date in a while, with a "tall handsome business man." Turns out he "doesn't feel emotions anymore", likes getting peed on, and "doesn't do condoms." Thanks, internet dating. FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2013 at 11:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by BIGCHEIFAAA / 04/24/2013 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Kids