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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 March 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10001
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years (whom I was hoping to have a future with) to talk to him about it, all he said was "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML

#1056544
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58002) - you deserved it (6637)

On 04/17/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

#1046980
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89150) - you deserved it (7237)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

#1016784
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56494) - you deserved it (15296)

On 04/16/2009 at 10:38am - animals - by oops1234 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

#983061
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15954) - you deserved it (80522)

On 04/15/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by christinabear (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

#983061
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15954) - you deserved it (80522)

On 04/15/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by christinabear (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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