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smokindagoo
  • Town/Country : cleveland, united states
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1985 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 378
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About smokindagoo : Im 25 and im a sarcastic dick but can be okay. i got the munchies like a maw fukker n thats about it for me

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28759) - you deserved it (133755)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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859 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49414) - you deserved it (598512)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31724) - you deserved it (128583)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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