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smokindagoo
  • Town/Country : cleveland, united states
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1985 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 302
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About smokindagoo : Im 25 and im a sarcastic dick but can be okay. i got the munchies like a maw fukker n thats about it for me

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22840) - you deserved it (99489)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348 (861)

I agree, your life sucks (37638) - you deserved it (431087)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML

#498194 (253)

I agree, your life sucks (20624) - you deserved it (99544)

On 03/20/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

#483516 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (25631) - you deserved it (92958)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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