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About smokindagoo : Im 25 and im a sarcastic dick but can be okay. i got the munchies like a maw fukker n thats about it for me
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML
Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML
Friday 5 February 2016