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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 June 1983 (32 years)
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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

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251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47432) - you deserved it (7303)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13175) - you deserved it (44084)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41977) - you deserved it (3313)

On 10/07/2011 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom tried to diagnose my sickness with advice she'd gotten from a dog magazine. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23188) - you deserved it (1988)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:25pm - health - by fml - United States



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