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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML

#14681318
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26934) - you deserved it (4750)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:32am - animals - by krushr (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

#13398040
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37582) - you deserved it (3833)

On 10/10/2010 at 9:38pm - intimacy - by jailbirdlove - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I told my father I registered for the Marines, and that I'm leaving for bootcamp next week. He asked if this means that he doesn't have to pay child support anymore. FML

#12401273
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28157) - you deserved it (3079)

On 08/09/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by Widowmaker - Sent from mobile version

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

#3456534
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68311) - you deserved it (4979)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)



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