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by krushr / 01/23/2011 at 12:32am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
by jailbirdlove / 10/10/2010 at 9:38pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by Widowmaker / 08/09/2010 at 12:03am / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML
by RachelDC / 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm / United States (West Virginia) / Animals
- Today, I paid for POF membership. Now I can see all the girls who are looking at my profile and not… Today, I went to the hospital to visit my mum who was undergoing massive surgery. The surgeon who… Today, I was doing gymnastics with my friends out on a field after school. While doing a handstand,…