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slingo234's favorite FMLs
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
by addie / 03/03/2013 at 3:27am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/01/2013 at 2:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/23/2013 at 8:47pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love
Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML
by erockinthesuburb / 02/18/2013 at 8:49pm / United States / Work
by PurpleSloth / 02/15/2013 at 8:57am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/06/2013 at 1:00pm / United States (West Virginia) / Animals
by DogLover / 02/06/2013 at 8:59am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML
by anonymous / 02/05/2013 at 12:22am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started searching for the problem, I couldn't find it. Luckily I was able to find a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight years. FML
by hamandegger / 02/04/2013 at 3:17pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by pdub523 / 01/27/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
by frozensolid / 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation
by TheLastSerenade / 01/23/2013 at 3:33am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by loveyouson / 01/09/2013 at 1:48pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Kids
Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
by Anonymous / 12/29/2012 at 3:25am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm / United States / Health
- Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone… Today, I was doing a shit load of sit-ups on my mattress. After realizing the bed was squeaking, I… Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them…