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sleepindevil
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 December 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 612
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

#5629622
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17247) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15476) - you deserved it (2686)

On 09/18/2009 at 4:41am - misc - by MissMSE (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54619) - you deserved it (12512)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44622) - you deserved it (4426)

On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (307850) - you deserved it (40991)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (353816) - you deserved it (66717)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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