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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 October 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1923
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About skippydoda : Teacher, 'nuff said

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Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML

#4983449
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9170) - you deserved it (36750)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
642 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27817) - you deserved it (276369)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

#1550059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29783) - you deserved it (271358)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114564) - you deserved it (268184)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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