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Today, I was on a conference call in my office with the door closed. I let out some loud farts and felt liberated. Forgot my phone was NOT on mute. There were only 3 people on the conference call - including me. FML
by workerbee / 01/27/2009 at 9:25am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Christoams / 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
by Noname / 01/07/2009 at 10:07am / United Kingdom (Wokingham) / Intimacy
Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
by Hth / 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was out of breath after finishing my last set at the gym, so I grabbed my bottle of water… Today, there was a problem with payroll at work. Instead of being paid for 38 hours I was paid for… Today, I'm sitting in a meeting with HR all because my drawer was short and my personal account was…