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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 July 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on a conference call in my office with the door closed. I let out some loud farts and felt liberated. Forgot my phone was NOT on mute. There were only 3 people on the conference call - including me. FML

#2805
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On 01/27/2009 at 9:25am - work - by workerbee - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML

#981
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On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947
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On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

#735
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On 01/07/2009 at 10:07am - intimacy - by Noname - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

#338
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On 11/19/2008 at 12:59am - health - by la poisse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

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