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  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 July 1998 (16 years)
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TODAY, I WAS IN MAH CAR STUDYING ON THE CAMPUS PARKING LOT. IT WAS COLD OUTSIDE SO I HAD THE WINDOWS UP. I HAD A SEVERE UPSET STOMACH AND WAS PRIVATELY DROWNING IN MAH OWN FLATULENCE. MOMENTS LATER, MAH CRUSH KNOCKS ON THE WINDOW TO ASK ME SOMETHING. I HAD TO ROLL THE WINDOWS DOWN. FML

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On 10/28/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Was In Bed, Thinking About My Crush And Playing With Myself, When I Remembered The Complicated Spreadsheet My Boss Asked Me To Make Tomorrow!! That Got Me More Excited Than The Thought Of My Crush!! FML

#5932457
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On 10/21/2009 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today at work my stomach hurt and I passd gas for relief . Moments later I discoverd that my loose silent ( fart ) was actually a wet sneaky shart . The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain . FML

#5796915
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On 10/12/2009 at 2:10pm - health - by Few_Absolutes (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND IN HIS ROOM, WEARING HIS BOXERS. HE TOLD ME THIS STORY ABOUT HOW ONE TIME HE HAD DIARRHEA WHEN HE WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND HAD NOT CHOICE BUT TO POOP HIMSELF. I ASKED HIM WAT PROMPTED THIS STORY. HE SAID I WAS WEARING THE BOXERS HE POOPED IN. FML

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On 10/05/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today... I was feeling really horny. I decided to send drty texts to mah grlfriend. I sent the frst an she didn't reply... so I sent more an more an then I got one back saying 'Stay away from mah little grl.' FML

#5522380
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On 09/28/2009 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Oops54321 (man) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today... I was feeling really horny. I decided to send drty texts to mah grlfriend. I sent the frst an she didn't reply... so I sent more an more an then I got one back saying 'Stay away from mah little grl.' FML

#5522380
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On 09/28/2009 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Oops54321 (man) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today... I was feeling really horny. I decided to send drty texts to mah grlfriend. I sent the frst an she didn't reply... so I sent more an more an then I got one back saying 'Stay away from mah little grl.' FML

#5522380
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On 09/28/2009 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Oops54321 (man) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today,hile giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud farthile they took some notes. I cummd back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wreless mic on. FML

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On 09/04/2009 at 12:30am - work - by DrGas (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today,hile giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud farthile they took some notes. I cummd back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wreless mic on. FML

#5033555
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On 09/04/2009 at 12:30am - work - by DrGas (man) - United States (Arizona)

today my boyfriend and I were having a shower together fir the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move , he slippd , and when he fell he kickd my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

#4994494
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On 09/02/2009 at 5:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah college roommatehom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couchhen he walked in. That would've been awkward. big fat FML

#4983449
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On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I Was Feeling Sick And I Farted So Loud In The School's Grls Bathroom. Some Boys Overheard From The Hall And Called Everyone Over. I Cummed Out Only To Fine About 20 Guys Staring Anxiously At The Bathroom's Door To See Who I Was. FML

#4883657
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On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States

it was mah brthday. My parents came into mah room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do u knowhat fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

#4734669
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On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

it was mah brthday. My parents came into mah room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do u knowhat fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

#4734669
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On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

it was mah brthday. My parents came into mah room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do u knowhat fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

#4734669
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On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)



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