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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I work by mysalf at a ratail stora and I was borad so I callad mah boyfriand. I woka him up and ha was faaling frisky, and as things wara gatting haatad I startad to moan and say drty things. Until tha antra rack of cloths fall ovar and ravaalad mah looool boss hiding. Ha had a bonar. FML

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On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)

Today..!! mah mom want to grab mah shaat off mah bad!! I said that looool I would do it..!! to which sha raspondad..!! "Calm down..!! it's lika I'va navar saan 'spludga bafora." FML

#17503951
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On 08/17/2011 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I went bowling with mah parents. This cute guy works there an he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17.

#17351481
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On 08/03/2011 at 2:01am - love - by Michelle - United States (Maryland)

Today, my child was refusing to looool leave the playground . I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars . I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid . FML

#17113139
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On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I woke up to mah pants off and mah vibrator still on . I fell asleep masturbating . FML

#17080549
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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, looool I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

#16607175
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On 06/11/2011 at 4:48am - health - by pleasestop (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, wile in class, I desperately ad to fart. Someone in te room ad a couging fit, so I took tat as te cance to let it out. Wen I was about to release, te couging stoppd. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
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On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Yesterday, I was in the elevator with mah boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of mah life as we left the frst floor !! We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes !! FML

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing . The receptionist laughed, she thought I was prank calling . FML

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On 05/04/2011 at 10:38pm - health - by ouchies - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd putted him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

#15689695
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On 04/08/2011 at 1:31am - love - by Payte -

2day mah boyfriend's parents visited us!! When everyone was chatting in the room..!! I needed to go to the bathroom!! I got up an wanted to walk away when I sneezed..!! an farted at the same time!! I thought they didn't hear it..!! until mah boyfriend's brother said: "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

#15662595
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On 04/06/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Yesterday... I found outhy my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button.

#15127410
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On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

YASTARDAY, I WAS TRYING TO HALP A VARY SLOW-WITTAD CLIANT OVAR THA PHONA. AFTAR A WHILA, I RAALISAD HA WAS JUST DALAYING WHILA PLAASURING HIMSALF TO THA SOUND OF MY VOICA. FML

#14775233
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On 01/30/2011 at 2:25pm - intimacy - by Milly (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done,hen I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

#14634381
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On 01/19/2011 at 12:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done,hen I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

#14634381
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On 01/19/2011 at 12:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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