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by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm / Reserved / Intimacy
by dinosaucer / 10/11/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Delaware) / Intimacy
by top dog! / 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by octoberrain / 10/10/2011 at 7:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML
by ab / 10/09/2011 at 1:11am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML
by Username / 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm / United States / Intimacy
by Patricia / 10/01/2011 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Oops / 09/26/2011 at 11:35am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 3:22am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/23/2011 at 6:41am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML
by omfgnooo / 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML
by sad / 09/07/2011 at 1:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Holidays
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
by Shamed / 09/06/2011 at 4:06am / United Kingdom / Work
by southernluxe / 09/04/2011 at 5:36am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…