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sjhill

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 October 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 725
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About sjhill : I consider myself sporty and I love to get involved but I tend to get injured easily because I just throw myself into things. People tend to see me as fragile but it's not true. I also love running and hiking.

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sjhill's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

#2123826
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16040) - you deserved it (56233)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML

#1971558
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51185) - you deserved it (10461)

On 05/16/2009 at 3:52am - love - by TayTay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML

#1169437
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36411) - you deserved it (5643)

On 04/20/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, for april fools day, my entire class decided to prank our religion teacher. During our daily meditation time, while his eyes were closed, we slowly got out of our seats and left the classroom. Two minutes later he opened his eyes, locked us out, and called the dean to give us all detention. FML

#760336
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17468) - you deserved it (68425)

On 04/02/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by aprilfooled (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so i tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML

#385410
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14818) - you deserved it (92358)

On 03/16/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States

Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML

#218369
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18625) - you deserved it (56044)

On 03/05/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by cane - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML

#112701
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32845) - you deserved it (37417)

On 02/23/2009 at 10:32am - work - by Nic (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML

#40006
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28450) - you deserved it (5701)

On 02/13/2009 at 11:43pm - misc - by crazycutie1027 (woman) - United States (California)



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