About sjhill : Into anything that involves the great outdoors, camping, running, hiking, swimming, fishing and all that. Also gaming...
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
sjhill's favorite FMLs
Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML
by Anonymous / 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML
by bosssssssss765432 / 05/16/2009 at 11:20am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by TayTay / 05/16/2009 at 3:52am / United States (Washington) / Love
by insideout / 05/10/2009 at 4:25pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML
by Anonymous / 04/20/2009 at 8:41pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, for april fools day, my entire class decided to prank our religion teacher. During our daily meditation time, while his eyes were closed, we slowly got out of our seats and left the classroom. Two minutes later he opened his eyes, locked us out, and called the dean to give us all detention. FML
by aprilfooled / 04/02/2009 at 12:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML
by TANT / 03/22/2009 at 12:53am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so i tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML
by Noname / 03/16/2009 at 4:41pm / United States / Love
Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML
by cane / 03/05/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation
by Nic / 02/23/2009 at 10:32am / United States (Virginia) / Work
by crazycutie1027 / 02/13/2009 at 11:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure.… Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller… Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding.…