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sjhill

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  • Town/Country : Edinburgh, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1261
  • Number of comments : 132
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About sjhill : Into anything that involves the great outdoors, camping, running, hiking, swimming, fishing and all that. Also gaming...

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sjhill's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I had been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML

#17329183
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30173) - you deserved it (3453)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:07am - misc - by tired (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

#17094031
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11771) - you deserved it (99164)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40951) - you deserved it (17441)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36738) - you deserved it (15782)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

#16051471
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39768) - you deserved it (4737)

On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48495) - you deserved it (5091)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23275) - you deserved it (50034)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

#15890797
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30551) - you deserved it (19549)

On 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm - kids - by NathanPlays - United States (California)

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

#15833093
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63111) - you deserved it (4705)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

#15748072
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32686) - you deserved it (3208)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

#15693187
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45678) - you deserved it (3847)

On 04/08/2011 at 11:03am - love - by hopeless -

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

#15139053
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41483) - you deserved it (7677)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I got stuck in a small elevator. It started to violently judder up and down after I pressed the 'Help' buzzer. The man on the intercom wouldn't stop laughing at how my voice was jumpy from the juddering movements before he called for help. FML

#15019943
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27318) - you deserved it (2776)

On 02/17/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by stuckinalift (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33286) - you deserved it (3628)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

#14881052
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11601) - you deserved it (52323)

On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)



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