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  • Town/Country : Edinburgh, United Kingdom
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 October 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 816
  • Number of comments : 125
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

#17094031
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10105) - you deserved it (92016)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33067) - you deserved it (14665)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

#16051471
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36252) - you deserved it (4431)

On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44851) - you deserved it (4800)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21066) - you deserved it (46601)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

#15890797
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27117) - you deserved it (18273)

On 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm - kids - by NathanPlays - United States (California)

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

#15833093
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58448) - you deserved it (4395)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

#15748072
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29169) - you deserved it (2935)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

#15693187
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41562) - you deserved it (3532)

On 04/08/2011 at 11:03am - love - by hopeless -

Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

#15441546
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11008) - you deserved it (41507)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

#15139053
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37310) - you deserved it (7228)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I got stuck in a small elevator. It started to violently judder up and down after I pressed the 'Help' buzzer. The man on the intercom wouldn't stop laughing at how my voice was jumpy from the juddering movements before he called for help. FML

#15019943
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23698) - you deserved it (2492)

On 02/17/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by stuckinalift (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29503) - you deserved it (3315)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

#14881052
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9938) - you deserved it (48301)

On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

#14614725
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59007) - you deserved it (6111) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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