About sjhill : Into anything that involves the great outdoors, camping, running, hiking, swimming, fishing and all that. Also gaming...
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
sjhill's favorite FMLs
Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I had been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML
by tired / 08/01/2011 at 4:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
by sorehead / 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by wtf / 06/09/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Charlie / 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 9:56am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
by NathanPlays / 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (California) / Love
by ILiveWithMorons / 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm / Ireland / Love
Today, I got stuck in a small elevator. It started to violently judder up and down after I pressed the 'Help' buzzer. The man on the intercom wouldn't stop laughing at how my voice was jumpy from the juddering movements before he called for help. FML
by stuckinalift / 02/17/2011 at 8:31pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/08/2011 at 11:27am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Raprotcommander / 02/07/2011 at 10:47am / United States (Georgia) / Health