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About sjhill : I consider myself sporty and I love to get involved but I tend to get injured easily because I just throw myself into things. People tend to see me as fragile but it's not true. I also love running and hiking.
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Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by tishihish - United States
Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by wowthatwould (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML
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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my news feed, I notice a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
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On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by ricksterile - United States (Illinois)
Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML
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On 09/23/2011 at 8:32pm - misc - by yeah_im_mad_bro - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by MC (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)
Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I had been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 4:07am - misc - by tired (woman) - United States
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